A typical Saturday afternoon, my partner and I were busy working in our yard. We realized that we had our yard ready for plants, so we jumped in the Blazer and headed for Home Depot.
Home Depot was busy with all sorts of weekend warriors out to make their yard the best in the city! Young, old, preppy, redneck, and your cruzin dykes.
Ok, so we were browsing through the garden area and headed indoors to the patio furniture, plants, bamboo fencing, when out of the corner of my eye, here she came just walking down the aisle!!! Cruzin’ dyke had a curly 70’s do, khaki bermuda shorts, a multi-colored windbreaker, crew calf high socks, tennis shoes and the ever present sunglasses. She casually walked over rounded the corner, saw my partner, turned on her heel and walked with a quickness in the other direction.
We picked up few things and turned to go inside. Lisa and I assumed that she thought we were following her because she picked up her pace and disappeared. Lisa asked if I knew her and I replied no.
Ladies, if you’re going to Home Depot for some cruzin’ , please dress accordingly!!! Dykes and butches are known for their denim jeans, shorts, and tee shirts. Don’t forget the baseball hats!!! Femme lesbians, ladies just be yourselves. You will attract attention!!!!! Cute shorts, tank tops, and the occasional hat are very becoming. Andro lesbians - you are the bi group of the lesbian population, givers and receivers do what you do best and attract those like minded folks.
Please, keep in mind the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s are past when cruzin the Home Depot know that up to date is in style!!! Enjoy those concrete floors, orange accented walls and lock eyes with the one that makes your heart flutter in the magical world of home improvement.